the rather mad jac

musings on dreams, whimsy stuff and belljar-living

Two dreams

You see, I was supposed to post something about the two dreams I had some time back. But I just kept going back for more… sleep, instead of writing because I am so so sick of it. So sick of how, by writing, I seem to be condemning myself to the chains of frugality, forever.

Anyway, I still remember bits of it. Vaguely, something about travelling thick into the Amazonian jungle, in search of a special spot, the only spot on Earth without gravity. It was controlled by the indigenous people so tourists had to pay to enter it. We took a boat in – there were several. I think I was afraid of piranhas, or the possibility of piranhas (since it would have been interesting to see those tiny killers).

When we got off the boats, we had to line up, in zig-zaggy lines typical of tourists to move in. Everyone was floating in there. It was amazing, miraculous, well-worth the expensive ticket. I’ve always wanted to go space, I remember muttering. And then we floated. We could move our arms around, “swim” a little. We only had 20 minutes before the next batch of tourists. We were awed.

I can’t remember the other dream now. In other news, I just lit some sparklers with K and planning a trip to Penang. And I’m getting the iPhone 3Gs tomorrow. Am very excited – I can be such a tech-nut sometimes. I should have been a boy. But nevermind, I have a boy dog, and he has just finished his rawhide bone and he is happy, and so am I.

Filed under: dreams, humdrum, woof!

Happy Birthday, Starkey!

Starkey at Aramsa Spa

My very dear Starkey, you are three today. Since you came into my life, everything changed for the better. I came home to a bouncy, greedy shih tzu every day. I love you lots. Because you, literally, saved my life. I want to spend every one of your birthdays with you and shower you with treats and toys! Hugs!

Filed under: humdrum, woof!

Missing Moggy

Before I sleep I’d ruffle Starkey’s fur and smell his paw and feel very grateful he’s just right there next to me, even if the rest of the flat is dark and devoid of – pretty much everything. Yesterday night I buried my face into his fur and told him you had a brother you had a brother! And I was thinking of Moggy and his sweet face and his mini coughs. And the memories are getting vaguer – I had re-watch videos to remember how he used to run, how he used to sleep, how he used to cough even. I later dreamt of a giant mall where each level was stamped with multi-coloured footprints and I didn’t leave mine because I was floating slightly above the shiny floors. That’s all I remember for now. This afternoon I spilled coffee all over my khaki-coloured dress – I had shut my tired eyes just when I was negotiating a corner – and almost cried at the loss of pretty much everything except for my shreds of sanity, and of course Starkey, who is at this moment satisfied with the daisy he chewed as dessert.

Filed under: belljar, dreams, woof!

Good Morn Brekkie!

After nursing the kittens with milk and cuddles for weeks, we’ve found good homes for all of them. Dinner (now renamed Cake) went to the Booksactually kids, who are proving wonderful (first-time) parents! Lunchie was adopted by a girl who saw the posting on Cat Welfare. And my sister, whose heart probably melted for Brekkie with each passing day, decided that we shall keep him. Starkey’s delighted of course. The nanny couldn’t keep his paws off the little vampire and together, they can play all day. All I’m thinking of is how I’ll have a mini Zen garden to push cat litter around again. I’m seriously perverted. 

Filed under: woof!

Praying for Worldly Desires

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Conan the chihuahua prays for worldly desires, via ST.

So cute! And while we’re woofing away, Red Dog by Louis De Bernieres is absolutely fantastic.

Filed under: all things frivolous, woof!

It’s A Pass!

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*Proud-Mummy Mode* Starkey passed his temperament test! It’s part of the requirement before he can become a PAT dog under Therapy Dogs Singapore. He came when called (+), snapped at a Golden Retriever (-) shivered in the presence of a German Shepherd (-) and allowed a “patient” to cuddle him roughly without biting (+).

So we went out and got him a Tou Tou carrier bag from Pet Safari so he can ride in a cab to those hospital/home visits. He didn’t seem too pleased to spend his Saturday that way, what’s with tests, dog bags and baths. But with all those beetles he chomped down, he better start doing some volunteer work to gain some karma points.

Filed under: all things frivolous, woof!

Goodnight Moon

On long nights such as this, introspection is a difficult task. But here I am, nursing a headache in bed and poetically mourning the loss of a deeply treasured relationship smothered by belljar air.

Minutes ago, I scooped Starkey up from the floor and told him, “korkor’s not coming back”. He perked his ears up and listened intently. I’ve been telling him that for the past few nights now. He still waits, every night at the door. So do I, despite what my logical mind informs me.

Filed under: belljar, woof!

And Here’s A Pic Of Starkey…Looking Glum

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He hates dog shows, and prefers not to be a penholder.

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Ice Cream Chefs

Situated right next to Starkey’s regular groomer, Royal Pets Paradise, is a newly-opened ice-cream parlour with yummy homemade ice-cream.

At Ice Cream Chefs, the Pirate and I tried a conservative combi of mocha with Kinda Buenos, and watched in fascination as the scoops of ice-cream was smashed against the cold stone, creating a yummy treat that’s smooth and crunchy all at the same time.

Apparently chocolate and durian is a powerfully popular combi, but we, or rather, I was unadventurous.

You can create your very own ice cream too! Yum!
1) Select your Flavors and Size
2) Choose your Mix-Ins
3) Watch us smash your Mix-Ins into your chosen flavors on the Chef’s Rock!

There’s free Hershey’s choc sauce with any Mix-ins too.

Ice Cream Chefs
520 East Coast Road #01-06 (Ocean Park)
Tel: 64466355

Filed under: woof!

Pawtobello




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Originally uploaded by jaclynl

When the Pirate and I knew that a new pet cafe was opening its doors, we knew we had to drop by with the two doggies for a looksee. So on one fine Saturday, we lugged Xiaobai and carried Starkey and cruised down to Mohd Sultan Road for a late lunch.

I was very excited. So were the dogs. Xiaobai couldn’t stop wriggling like a happy worm at being outdoors while Starkey – the more sophisticated of the two – couldn’t stop staring out of the window en route to our destination.

Pawtobello turned out to be quite lovely. The decor was tasteful, the dog food menu was interesting and the people are friendly. We took a long while to settle down, and settle the dogs down (by which I mean hooking Xiaobai’s leash to a doghook, and calming a gutless Starkey from cowering in fear under the table). Starkey and Xiaobai were each given a bowl of water when we arrived. Our glasses of water arrived much later so we know who are the real guests in thie particular cafe.

We ordered a Muttloaf for the flat-face Shih Tzu and a Lamb dish with gravy for the neat eater JRT. Starkey lapped both dishes under the table and hid from the other dogs after that. Xiaobai was so excited he couldn’t eat. Instead he shat in front of at least ten other diners, chewed on our side greens and lunged at every other dog with violent friendliness while we screamed and groaned and smiled embarassedly.

I had what you might call a traumatic sort of fun. Next time I’m just going to Pawtobello for a cuppa and cake with Starkey nestling on my lap.

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Starkey On The Beach




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Originally uploaded by jaclynl

And this is my little darling staring into the horizon at East Coast Beach.

He’s been keeping to a strict routine of playing catching with me in the morning, seeing Pirate off to work, taking a morning nap, fighting with Xiaobai whenever he could, nibbling on his multitude of plushies, swallowing plastic bits and tearing tissue paper he retrieved from the dustbin, taking an afternoon nap, eating his dinner, terrorising us at night, and of course…getting his daily dose of lovin’ from everyone at home.

In other news, I’ve bought a Macbook (!!!!) and am writing a short story for the Golden Point. But writing is so exhausting I kept falling asleep!

Filed under: woof!

Goodbye Durffy

Friday was exhausting. I was drowsy from the extra-strong flu med when Mum and I heard from Ting that Durffy fainted again. He died in Ting’s arms before we could reach home. We rushed to Mt Pleasant again and watched Mum chant a sutra for his well-being. I couldn’t really cry. It was probably the medication. I couldn’t really feel. I dreamt of Durffy that night. Snorting and farting away in the clinic waiting room. “I’m wroof not deadroof!” Mum said he returned in the form of a black moth one night, perched on Ting’s door.

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Dungeons and Dungarees




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Originally uploaded by jaclynl.

My life has gone to the dogs (and my Fujitsu lappie to hardware heaven, but that’s another story for another time).

When I’m not working, time is woofaliciously spent with the furry four-legged. In a bid to get some exercise, we brought Starkey to the beach. I cycled up and down East Coast with a grouchy dog in a basket. He hated everything. He was afraid of the sea (eee what’s this giant waters touching my paws?), disgusted with the sand (what’s this icky thing!) and hostile to other dogs (i am the biggest dog woof all of Singaporeoof!). In other words, he didn’t have much fun.

We concluded that we brought the wrong dog out. Should have taken our JRT, Xiaobai the White Terror of Loyang, out of his kitchen dungeon and let him frolick on the beach instead. And as I’m writing this, Xiaobai is tearing down his dungeon methodically. I can hear him stripping the newspapers, toppling the brooms and mops over, rolling about on the tiled floor and snorting away.

Anyways, here’s a pic of my little boy in pretty dungarees. He was wondering where the Pirate has gone to!

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Going, Going, Gone




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Originally uploaded by jaclynl.

Starkey’s sterilisation went well! Instead of two sweet pea-sized *uhm* balls, he now has only 1 shrunken sac! Cheer with me!

Neutering’s important! There won’t be any Starkey Juniors, but I’m glad. Because that means no possibilities of unwanted puppies at all. The world doesn’t need more Shih Tzus. He’ll also show less tendencies to wander off or mark territiories, and run a lesser risk of hormonal-related conditions later in life.

He was so depressed when he came home with the e-collar. He didn’t know what the lampshade-lookalike was, and desperately wanted to scratch downthere. So he whined and looked at us with large pitiful eyes. He also dragged his e-collar on the ground, scratch cupboard doors with it, and attempted to lick it away.

We got up at three in the morning to feed him his first small meal after more than 26 hours of fasting and watched him lick everything clean. He got slightly happier after that. And by the end of the second day, he was as good as new.

Here’s a pic of him waiting for his turn!

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Grooming Is An Art




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Originally uploaded by jaclynl.

The search for a perfect groomer for furry Starkey hadn’t been easy.

Some months back, we sent him for his first grooming session. The inexperienced groomer couldn’t handle my boisterous puppy so I even had to step in to help. Even so, Starkey was left with a lousy, uneven cut. I also had to pay the full price while she complained that Starkey was “very difficult to handle”. Needless to say, we decided not to go back.

For his next grooming session, we drove all the way to Upper Thomson hoping for better results. Starkey looked slightly better, but the cut was still uneven.

This latest grooming session at Royal Pets Paradise (Ocean Park) has been the most satisfying so far. The friendly groomer took time to check for mats and tangles, showed us photos and advised on the different cuts and rates. A few hours later, Royal Pets even called my mobile with further style and dematting suggestions. How considerate!

When we asked to leave a small bag of kibble with him, they even took the effort to enter its brand and type into their database. The others we tried simply dismissed us with talk that “dogs won’t eat at the groomer’s”. While that may be true, most owners just want some peace of mind anyway. I felt so much better knowing that there’s food available just in case he got really hungry.

Even when we collected him, the groomer gave us tips on training him to get used to standing on the grooming table. That’s what I call good service! Check out his new hairdo in the pic, and have a peek at Starkey’s lovely wicker-basket-ful of toys!

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Let’s not look back